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I can't believe
it's Saturday night

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and I'm stuck clipping coupons.

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All right, I had nothing to do,

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but it's still more
fun than this.

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Like she knows what fun is.

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She played with a wooden spoon

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for the first 4
years of her life.

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You just had to tell my mother

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you needed help
with your budget.

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Hey, if I'm gonna be broke,

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I'm gonna learn from the
best broke person I know.

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That's right.

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When I'm lying on my death bed,

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it won't be the
people I've loved

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or the places I've
been that I'll remember,

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it'll be the money I saved.

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Ooh, a dollar-off coupon.

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I don't know if I'm
supposed to eat it, wear it,

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or clean with it,
but I'm buying it.

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Never buy what you don't need.

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But you can use that
coupon on anything you want

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if you go to the
bitter, old cashiers,

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who are bitter 'cause
they're old cashiers.

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Phyllis, I don't know how
I lived without you before.

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You had money.
You didn't need her.

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Well, ever since dad
severed my living expenses,

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I'm determined to be the
most frugal me I can be.

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Says the girl who'll be filing
coupons in her $800 wallet.

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Ignore her.

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Mona's never taken
savings seriously.

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No wonder you can't keep a man.

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Rule number one about
a man is he likes a woman

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who knows how to crunch a dime.

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I thought rule number
one about a man

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is that he likes sex
on the first date.

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What? I was kidding.

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Look, cheese is half off.

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you finding you,
I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Ooh. Heh heh heh.

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All right, Mona.

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I've been nursing this
beer I can't pronounce

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for 2 hours.

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When is this band gonna play?

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Trust me, Kai,

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everyone says Ruby school
is the new Black Eyed Peas.

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They are worth the wait.

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Mona,

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I don't even wait for my
own mother at the airport.

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That's what
super shuttle is for.

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Well, I got the lowdown

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on why the band's
taking so long to come out.

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See, I knew there was a reason.

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There is. They're breaking up.

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I missed the green-eyed
black guy on csifor this?

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I'm out of here.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, Kai.

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Consider the messenger.
The man has a faux hawk.

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Now, Adam, exactly
what did you hear?

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It wasn't so much what I heard,

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but I realized they
had creative differences

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when I saw them bitch
slapping each other.

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So was it dude versus
dude or girl-on-girl?

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Either way,

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they obviously don't
care about a record deal.

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So you can tell them

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to go back to doing
whatever they was doing

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before they were
wasting my time.

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I'm just gonna
go with girl-on-girl.

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Check it out. Dalis temple.

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Big deal. She's a
trust-fund celebrity.

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Don't diss dalis.

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She's only the hugest gen y icon

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since Madonna went kabala
and brittney got with the guy

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who looks like
he doesn't shower.

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Why are you following me?

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Oh, I guess it's
'cause I'm so cute.

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Hey, watch the hair.

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You have sex on tape, you
shoplift, and you're famous.

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I don't get it.

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I've done all those things
and nobody cares about me.

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I'm gonna go talk to the band.

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Spencer, would you...

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What the hell is Spencer
doing over there?

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Trying to get a
better look at dalis.

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I stayed by your side to
see if you needed anything...

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And to ask if I could
stand on your shoulders

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so I could get a
better look at dalis.

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What kind of country
are we living in

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where people obsess over someone
who's famous for being famous?

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Well, these are dark days.

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So you gonna give
me a lift up or what?

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[Knock on door]

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Hey, little Dee, i...

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What's going on in here?

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It looks like an
alley in Calcutta.

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I'm hand-washing my clothes.

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But that's Dolce and Gabbana...

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And it deserves to
be handled with love

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by an immigrant
who spent decades

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understanding its proper care.

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Well, thanks to Phyllis,

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I've learned to care
for my fine washables

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at a fraction of the cost.

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I should've known this
was the devil's work.

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She also taught me
this cool wrist technique

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for maneuvering
around side seams.

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As if you selling shoes

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and touching other
people's feet all day

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weren't bad enough.

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Ugh, this image is gonna
keep me up all night...

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Until my pain killers kick in.

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But when my maid slaps
me awake at noon tomorrow,

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I'll do nothing but fret.

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I'm sorry, mom.

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I really need to concentrate.

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I'm working on a pocket.

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I need to sit down.

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You know, this is good stuff.

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Phyllis has been giving me

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lots of dollar
stretching techniques.

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Dollars are for
spending, not stretching.

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Unlike Phyllis' waistbands.

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Dear, I would write you a check,

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but your father insists that
we present a united front.

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Is that the same shirt I
saw you in last month?

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Yes.

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I've become a
repeat clothes-wearer

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and I'm proud of it.

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And what's going on with
your French manicure?

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I did it myself.

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Touched up the tips
with a little white-out.

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You can barely
tell the difference.

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I need to lie down.

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[Knock on door]

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Spencer, I wanted to
talk to you about last night.

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Hey, I wanted to talk
to youabout last night.

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And I wanted to talk to you
about your weak upper body.

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Those broad
shoulders are deceiving.

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If I hadn't held onto your hair,

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I never would've stayed
on as long as I did.

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Sorry about that low doorway,

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but I really had to
use the bathroom.

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Adam, I need to talk
to Mona in private.

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Can you go to your desk?

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Fine, but there's
nothing to do there.

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Well, since Ruby
school didn't work out,

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we need to hit all
the underground clubs

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and scout some new acts.

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No need. Already found one,

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and it's a guaranteed gold mine.

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This isn't you again, is it?

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'Cause I thought
we were over that.

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You'reover that.

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Anyway, the person I want
to sign is an international icon.

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She's sexy as hell and
all the men love her,

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no color lines.

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Delicious records
next superstar:

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Dalis temple.

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And after we sign her,

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we... stare at her?

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I mean, does she even sing?

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Who cares?

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She can sell tabloids,
hamburgers, jewels.

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Imagine what we could
do with some hot tracks,

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some hot clothes,
some pyrotechnics.

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Get paid!

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Yeah, but we've never
manufactured artists before,

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and we're not gonna start now.

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Delicious is and always
will be about the music.

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Don't sleep on this, Mona.

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Look, I admire your
passion and your enthusiasm,

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I even like your shirt,

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but I'm gonna pass on dalis.

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You can't do that.

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I just did.

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Fine.

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Business is business.

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And you are the v.P.
Of aandr, and I'm not.

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We're all adults here.

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Starting now.

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Now, Dee Dee, pay attention.

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You want to do the bulk of
your shopping on the perimeter.

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That's where all your
dietary staples are:

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Bread, milk,

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meat, fruit.

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The center aisles
are nothing but crap.

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Staples. Crap.

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Got it.

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Ooh, look, free samples.

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Good eye.

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You should never shop
on an empty stomach.

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You'll buy everything you see
and eat it before you get home.

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More accidents are caused
by corn chips than cell phones.

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Mini-meatballs.

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We got an assortment
of international sauces.

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Dijon... that's French,

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szechwan... that's Chinese,

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and cajun... that's hot as hell.

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Forget the sauce,
load up on the meat.

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Is that all you can
carry in that tiny hand?

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It's like you have a kitten paw.

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Oh, yeah?

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Mm-mmm, I'm sorry,

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but we got a limit
of one per customer.

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You're gonna take these from me?

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I might.

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You got to catch me first.

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Ooh, Dee Dee, go to
the head of the class.

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My mom and my nannies
never taught me any of this.

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You're opening up a whole
new world to me, Phyllis.

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We haven't even
scratched the surface yet.

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Let's talk bread.

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Why buy it fresh

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when day-old is half the price?

225
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But this doesn't
have any grain in it.

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What do you need grain for?

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A clean colon.

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That's what broccoli's for.

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Now take the damn
bread and push off.

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Ooh, kiwis, papayas,
imported lingonberries.

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Now that you're done dreamin',

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let's talk apples.

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Phyllis, can we get one
basket of strawberries?

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Sure, and why don't we
get some Tiffany diamonds

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on aisle 7 while we're at it?

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When it comes to fruit,

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seasonal is sensible
and bruised is best.

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I think "ripe and ready"
means old and stank.

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Don't be afraid
of a little brown.

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It'll build up your
immune system.

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I don't think I'm
there yet, phyl.

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Oh, but you are.

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You just don't know it yet.

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And don't call me phyl.

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Oh, yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.

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Soup stock.

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All righty, everything's packed.

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Off you go. Get out, go home.

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Since when do you
care when I leave?

250
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Since Kai said I had
to stay until you leave.

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So you leavin'?

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Hey, Mona...

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Oh, I'm sorry, you
just missed her.

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I can see her in her office.

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You're seeing things.
Clearly, you're overworked.

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Get out, go home.

257
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,857
I want to get her opinion.

258
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,521
Actually, I just
want to show this off

259
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,515
'cause I think it's crazy sexy.

260
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,777
Oh, it's my dalis.

261
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,219
Mona, a Mr. Shaka to see you.

262
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,866
What have you got for me, shaka?

263
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,760
The one-sheet I mocked
up for the dalis pitch.

264
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,288
I think it's hot you're
trying to sign her.

265
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,011
I am? Who told you that?

266
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,265
Spencer. I was told to
make this a top priority.

267
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,228
Who told you that?

268
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,667
Spencer.

269
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,363
Oh, our Spencer
sure has a lot to say.

270
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,081
Well, I appreciate
you bringing this to me,

271
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,145
and I'll get back to you.

272
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,627
Well, don't think
on it too long.

273
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,037
Spencer needs this for
the staff meeting tomorrow,

274
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,736
and I still have to
paint hair on dalis' dog,

275
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,503
which could take a while.

276
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,421
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

277
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,196
So, the underling makes a move.

278
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,991
Do you feel usurped? Stepped on?

279
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,688
Pushed aside?
'Cause you have been.

280
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,385
Adam, are you trying
to instigate a war?

281
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,134
Am I wearing a polka-dot thong?

282
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,412
Well, you don't have
to instigate anything,

283
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,566
because it is on.

284
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,486
Finally, a reason
to come to work.

285
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,401
No sign of Spencer yet,

286
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,099
so I parked my
Vespa in his space.

287
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,318
For you I did it...

288
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,673
To show him who's in charge.

289
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,446
Plus, I was late.

290
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,800
Mona, I'm glad you called me.

291
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,350
Do you have any feedback
on the dalis material?

292
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,460
No, but I do need
the font samples

293
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,066
for Tiffany and Serena's new cd

294
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,476
and the graphics for
the adoniss' website.

295
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,375
I'm presenting them
at today's staff meeting.

296
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,864
But if I do all that,

297
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,404
I won't have the dalis
artwork ready for Spencer.

298
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,643
Pity.

299
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,139
Mona, you told me I
had a couple of days

300
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,285
to get that other work done.

301
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,080
And now I'm
telling you you don't.

302
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,868
But I wanted to
use this new trick

303
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,523
and put a glittery butterfly
just above dalis' thong.

304
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,048
And you can.

305
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,792
As long as you do it at
home on your own time.

306
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,884
I know I work
around paint a lot,

307
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,273
but I'm a little confused.

308
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,746
Really?

309
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,526
Just about this or
other things as well?

310
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,848
I'm just gonna go work on fonts.

311
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,022
Good choice.

312
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:02,068
Mona, you are a sly
fox in patchouli oil.

313
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,026
If I had a hat to
match this outfit,

314
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,944
I'd take it off to
you right now.

315
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,688
Ok, Dee Dee,

316
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,643
what's this?

317
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,212
A dead banana?

318
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,339
You see rotten fruit,

319
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,301
I see banana bread,
banana spread,

320
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,649
and banana salad.

321
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,259
Oh, who knew so many
things get really good

322
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,660
after they go really bad.

323
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,094
Big Dee Dee: Hello, hello.

324
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,920
Eww, is there something
old and rotten in here?

325
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,879
Oh, it's just Phyllis.

326
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,837
I'm surprised you
can smell anything

327
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,616
with that surgical
mishap you call a nose.

328
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,984
Phyllis took me
grocery shopping.

329
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,892
Tell her about the
deal we got on pot pies.

330
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,847
Oh, 2 for $1.00.

331
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,586
It's a balanced
meal in a pie form.

332
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:49,197
What the frock are you wearing?

333
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,547
It's a house coat.

334
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,310
Phyllis bought it for
me at the grocery store.

335
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,767
You are a pair of slippers

336
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,471
and a 'do rag away
from being that woman.

337
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,742
Give me a week and she will be.

338
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,522
Dee Dee, burn that
shapeless mess.

339
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,086
We're going to
dinner at the ritz.

340
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,503
I'm sure you've
never been, Phyllis.

341
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,202
They don't have peanut
shells on the floor.

342
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,915
I'm sorry, mom,

343
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,265
but Phyllis promised to teach
me how to make sloppy Joes.

344
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,915
Why doesn't she just teach you

345
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,489
how to cut out my
heart while she's at it?

346
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,927
I'll talk you through it.

347
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,187
And allocating money
to our artists this way

348
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,670
will give them a chance

349
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,850
to develop and spell
success for delicious.

350
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,156
And boring is spelled m-o-n-a.

351
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,334
Great speech, Mona.

352
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,249
Cut the crap. You
fell asleep twice.

353
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,425
By the way, thanks for
putting my dalis project on ice.

354
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,512
Oh, if by putting it on
ice, you mean killing it,

355
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,521
then you're welcome.

356
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,523
Mona, this is some
nice work here.

357
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:47,085
And I'm gonna sign off on the
artwork for Tiffany and Serena.

358
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,524
Meeting's over.

359
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,130
Kai, wait.

360
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,270
I have one last idea
I'd like to present.

361
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,753
Boy, I'm hungry, and if
my blood sugar plummets,

362
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,974
there will be ramifications.

363
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,454
I'll be quick.

364
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,844
It's been a while
since delicious

365
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,577
has had a real breakout star.

366
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,317
But what if we start with
someone who's already a star?

367
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,409
What if we start with someone
who can bring me my dinner?

368
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,551
What if men and
women ages 18 to 34

369
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,124
rank this person as their
favorite celebrity to watch?

370
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,732
And what if that person

371
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,213
is on the other
side of this door?

372
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:24,337
What's up, y'all?
What's up, y'all?

373
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,078
[Rock playing]

374
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,000
Uh-huh.

375
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,906
Unh! Uhh! Uhh!

376
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,261
Unh!

377
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,219
Uh-huh.

378
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,143
Oh, I would kill for her abs.

379
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,142
Unreal.

380
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,539
So she's had a couple of
ribs removed. Who hasn't?

381
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,713
I can't believe you brought
her here after I said no.

382
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,080
And I can't believe
she's dragging

383
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,426
her bare stomach
across our table.

384
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,759
We eat lunch here!

385
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,332
Uh-huh.

386
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:59,247
Hey, the first rule of business
is supply and demand,

387
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,033
and I'm supplying what the
people are obviously demanding.

388
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,688
Mona, look around.

389
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,512
Ain't nobody
thinkin' about lunch.

390
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,731
Oh, my god, I think I'm aroused.

391
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,430
[Gasps] I've betrayed my people!

392
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,574
Yup, yup, that's right, y'all.

393
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,306
That was sexy, huh?

394
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,357
Hey, watch the hair.

395
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:24,884
The girl knows how to work it.

396
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,397
I say we sign her.

397
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,840
But she didn't even sing.

398
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,357
Did you see her?

399
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,979
Guys want her, girls love her,

400
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,893
and if Adam keeps
staring at her like that,

401
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,108
I'm gonna have to send him

402
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,637
to another sexual
harassment seminar.

403
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,074
Kai, if we sign dalis,

404
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,608
we're gonna have to take
funds away from another artist.

405
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,768
Then pick one.

406
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,857
Because if we don't get
dalis, somebody else will

407
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,597
and they're gonna make a mint.

408
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,817
Spencer, get a dalis proposal
on my desk by tomorrow.

409
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,128
Got it right here.

410
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,484
You sure get smart
when you put a suit on.

411
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,956
Do it more often.

412
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,307
I plan on it.

413
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:08,915
Adam: Enchanteé.

414
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,622
I'm gonna be you for Halloween.

415
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,501
The market certainly has
changed since I last shopped.

416
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,108
I'd have played down my blush

417
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,078
if I'd known the lighting
was gonna be so harsh.

418
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,989
You know, mom,

419
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,683
you really don't
have to be here.

420
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,770
Please, if anybody's gonna
teach my baby to be independent,

421
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,560
it's me.

422
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,084
You know, mama
wasn't always rich.

423
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,868
Time: 1975.

424
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,043
Place: Pikeville.

425
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,089
Your mother was voted
miss teen discount diva

426
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,785
of a local piggly wiggly.

427
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,139
Boy, there's still a lot I
don't know about you.

428
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,234
There's also a lot I
just don't remember.

429
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,139
Maybe it's for the best.

430
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,152
Ooh, a dented can.

431
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,762
The savvy shopper knows

432
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:01,062
that you can get at least 20%
off damaged canned goods.

433
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,240
Oh, and we have a
coupon for that brand.

434
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,846
We can take those peas
home practically for free.

435
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,107
Ha ha ha! Touch that, Phyllis.

436
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,809
Hey, you saw me
reaching for those.

437
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,950
You could've been
reaching for anything,

438
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,383
beets, perhaps.

439
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,686
The beets aren't dented.

440
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,295
Well, that's not
my problem, is it?

441
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,390
Those are my peas.

442
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,256
Do you want to be
dented like this can?

443
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,867
Now give me the peas. My
daughter needs the peas.

444
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,438
Give my daughter the peas!

445
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,175
Mom, mom, put down the peas!

446
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,176
Back off, Dee Dee. I
will not be out-shopped.

447
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,188
Very well.

448
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,802
I'll have the okra.

449
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,634
That's what I'm sayin'.

450
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,328
Mom.

451
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,717
I love you,

452
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,680
but I never want to
see you here again.

453
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,773
This place does
terrible things to you.

454
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,650
You're right, dear.

455
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,262
But just so you know,

456
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,353
if you wanted the okra,

457
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,302
mother would've
gotten you the okra.

458
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,567
Hey.

459
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,135
Hey, congratulations,
backstabber.

460
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,883
Oops, did I say backstabber?

461
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,624
I meant backstabber.

462
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,615
Maybe my method
wasn't the greatest...

463
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,667
Oh, no, it's my fault

464
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,452
for making an executive decision

465
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,137
and forcing my friend
to go over my head.

466
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,231
But you got what you want,

467
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,579
so nothing else matters.

468
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,498
Mona, I'm sorry it
went down like that,

469
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,647
but I'm not sorry I went
after dalis, 'cause I was right.

470
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,236
You were not right.
Kai says I'm right.

471
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,200
Dalis can't sing. Dalis
can make money.

472
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,289
- Yeah, well...
- Well?

473
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,937
I'm thinking.

474
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,160
You know, I don't have
to have the v.P. Title

475
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,560
to be good at what I do.

476
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,913
And someone I respect once said,

477
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,523
"part of being a good leader
is accepting a great idea,

478
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,304
even if it didn't
come from you."

479
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:52,739
Ok, it is not because it wasn't
my idea that I didn't like it.

480
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,567
Spence, I'm concerned
about where the music is going.

481
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,046
So am I.

482
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,086
Like how we can't sign
every artist we believe in

483
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,291
because we don't have the money.

484
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,403
And I suppose you think

485
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,528
the profits from
dalis' record sales

486
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,010
can pay for those artists.

487
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,450
Hmm, so you're
finally feeling me.

488
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,537
Check this out.

489
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,022
"Dalis is delicious."

490
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,238
It's catchy.

491
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,847
Promotes the artist,

492
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,027
brings people to the label.

493
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,593
I got to say, it's good.

494
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,900
What did you say, Mona?

495
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,806
My work was good?

496
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,161
Is that what you said?

497
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,512
Yes, it's what I said.

498
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,211
Hmm. Now say it into the phone.

499
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,817
It's my mom.

500
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,110
She had the whole church
praying that your thick head

501
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,439
would come around.

502
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,827
You are going to love the
hamburger in a pea patch

503
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,271
my mom taught me how to make.

504
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:48,058
Each serving only costs $1.29.

505
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,673
Does dinner on a budget
have to stink so bad?

506
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,320
Just because it's inexpensive

507
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,200
doesn't mean it's not tasty.

508
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,722
See?

509
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,236
Yum.

510
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,197
I'm gonna pass
'cause I ain't poor.

511
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,944
I'm getting Sushi. Bye.

512
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,511
You would abandon
me in my time of need?

513
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,299
What kind of sister are you?

514
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,474
The kind who wouldn't leave
her broke-ass sister behind.

515
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Come on, little beggar.

516
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I love you, Mona.

517
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